curseworm:

mikemunroe:

me when my housemates yell at me for eating all their grapes

cosmictuesdays:

prokopetz:

Honestly, the whole Tumblr flagging debacle reminds me of nothing so much as the official White Wolf forums back in the 1990s, whose automatic profanity filters were so overzealous that they ended up censoring terminology from some of their own games.

(For the uninitiated, the starkest example was probably the filter that automatically converted “ass” to “butt”, including when the string A-S-S appeared as part of another word. The trouble is that White Wolf’s most popular game, Vampire: The Masquerade, included in its lore a prominent vampire clan called the Assamites, who stock-in-trade was assassination. Under the forum’s profanity filter, players were reduced to referring to them as the Buttamites, and their missions as – you guessed it – buttbuttinations.)

A clbuttic mistake.

freusan:

New zaregoto scenes in monogatari puc puc!!!!

I love the jun one so much

rinokumuraegin:

Starbucks at Disney springs for their kh3 event!!!

me:

Originally posted by black-paint

kawamamilosc:

i’m still sad he didn’t come home

bigeyebrowart:

‘the criminal is you!!’

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

“tall/small couples are problematic because there’s a power imbalance” is NOT one of the cold takes i expected to see at the end of 2018, and YET,

*breaking up with my s.o.* it’s not you, it’s just you’re 6'4" and tumblr told me that means our relationship is unhealthy,

fact: the bayonet is just a strapon for a gun

buckyayo50:

a-really-bad-decision:

real talk, everytime I see this I think it says ‘bayonetta’s strapon is just a gun’ and I’m like fuck dude it sure is

@some-creep

mamoru:

mamoru:

I have a very annoying neighbor, can someone teach me trumpet?

oh wow you are so right! thank you!

vocaloidcomments:

tumblr “there are plenty of other places that support this kind of material” lmfao really though?